Create Your Own Shakespearian Insult

new-age-conservative:

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Shakespeare’s Birthday is today (or there about, we’re not sure of the exact day)…to honor the Bard, if you need to insult someone here is a helpful chart to use.

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firstdegreeliberty:

We’d be a lot better off.

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talesof4chan:

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thehippieconservatarian:

conservative-humanist:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

Are you so desperate to be a victim that you find “oppression” in a post that literally has nothing to do with anything that you got oh so offended over?

The answer to that question is yes

"I am physically sick of feeding money to the state. I am tired to my bones of contributing to wars, entitlements, public servants, crony capitalists, and social programs like public schools. I am being forced to contribute to the destruction of everything I value"

Wendy McElroy  (via paleolibertarian)

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peerintothepast:

A young Marine finds a moment of quiet and solitude in which to offer up a prayer for the safety of himself and his comrades. Minutes later, the 1st Marine Division launched an offensive against entrenched communist troops. ca 1951.

an-exposition-on-shitposting:

hashtag-metis-swag:

doctor-no-boyfriend:

"white people have never experienced discrimination"

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Excuse you.

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Lemme tell you a thing…

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Step it up.

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runningrepublican:

thisaintfayou:

I don’t think a Republican will ever win a Presidential election for at least the next 12 years.

The showing of Mitt Romney and his blatant disrespect of not only of women, but writing off half of the nation’s population due to classicism was appalling.

And if that’s the best The Republican party can offer? Then they need to go extinct.

>Thinks Mitt Romney was what most of the GOP wanted. 

Send me names!
Elizabeth Taylor: What is your favourite piece of jewlery?
Katharine Hepburn: Are you a loud person?
Ava Gardner: Do others consider you beautiful?
Carole Lombard: Do you have a good sense of humour?
Bette Davis: Do you smoke?
Rita Hayworth: What colour is your hair?
Judy Garland: Are you a good singer?
Greta Garbo: Is English your first language?
Marilyn Monroe: What are you insecure about?
Audrey Hepburn: Do you support any charities?
Ginger Rogers: Can you dance?
Ingrid Bergman: Where were you born?

(Source: texas-assassins, via militarymom)

williamfbuckleyjr:

"It is necessary to try to surpass oneself always; this occupation ought to last as long as life."

Christina, Queen of Sweden (via dunsanian)

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(Source: achillles, via marilyhearts)